Memerca

Memerca is a country located in what the modern world calls "France". It was populated by humans from around 420,000,000 B.C (Estimated) to now and has been living on since. The country's main religion is known as Samsonism, a believe in the god Uncle Samsonite, The Meatball man, and Brando Bodeener. Memerca is also home to the union of dank Memerca. this union is introduced later on in 1769. Memerca is a country located on Europe, Earth.



Pre M.E.M.E Empire days: Creation to 34 A.D
ThEarthe Pre-M.E.M.E days had about nothing special to boot, the region was divided apon kings and tribes

The M.E.M.E war: 34 A.D to 69 A.D (nice)
During the birth of the M.E.M.E Empire, King Trollface saught to expand his empire west, he declared war on Memerca and got the victory he Desired. The M.E.M.E Empire was confused by the culture the Memercans had. Some considered Memercans less actually.

The M.E.M.E days 69 A.D to 1769 A.D
Once again, nothing to boot. Same same old actually.

The Memercan revolution. 1769 to 1796
The king thought up a plan in 1756 to slowly but surely kill off Memercan culture and replace it with thier culture. However, a spy caught wind of this and reported it to the people. The people were angry to know that not only were theirr people being treated like shit but were also being replaced. No one was happy and Memercans revolted. After Memerca won the war, the people formed the Union of Dank Memerca founded by Shrek Evergreen

The Unions politics
The Union is the first (and probably last) Centrist ruled country. The main party is the Ogrecans, The centrist Party. The leftist party is the Donkycrats which are usually sensible progressive movements like LGBT+ rights and general equality, unlike America's real life counterpart. The Rightist Movement is the Onionist who push for conservative ideals like freedom of speech and gun rights and also preserving Memercan culture, also unlike America's real life counter part, the party isn't run by decrepit old men. The parties of the Union can actually respect each others opinions. The politics also don't seep into every part of the fucking country. Most Memercans however are patriotic for their country, regardless of political belief. In-fact: No Memercan who is politically involved hates the country, or anyone for that matter. They just feel neutral. That doesn't mean that the Union isn't free to be criticized, in fact, many have complained on how the Union's lack of empathy or caring for any other country except it's or it's allies matters.

The Union Army
The Union armed forces is the all around fighting force for the Union. The armed Force contains Four Branches so far, The Union Army, The Dankwaffe, The Union Navy, And The Grurines. Individuals who wish to join one of these branches can do so via recruiting stations, found in every city. However, Once a person turns 18 they are required to sign a contract signing their new found adult hood. One of these is the ability to get drafted if the Union needs it.

Union allies and friends.

 * 1) Kekistan; Ever since Memerca has became a country, Kekistan was one of the Union's closest allies
 * 2) Hamoodia
 * 3) New California republic (Yes that New California Republic.)
 * 4) Doofania
 * 5) Petoria
 * 6) New Lando Republic