Waluigi

OCCUPATION
Commander Waluigi is known as the general of the army of the Union Of Dank Memes, He makes all the decisions. He served in the union for 20 years, earning the ogre heart, and becoming the general of the union

EARLY LIFE
Waluigi Wawington was born in 1969, in downtown burton. In Elementary school, Waluigi Wawington was always made fun of because of his long nose, which made him into the man he is today.

PREVIOUS OCCUPATION
before joining the union (army), Waluigi was a professional tennis player and played against his sworn rival, Wario Wawington, his brother.

BROTHERS RIVALRY
Waluigi's brother, Wario Wawington, is a lot less successful than his brother. a long time ago his brother got a handwritten letter from the king Sakuri of Nintendonia to join the continental army of super smash brothers. later he was kicked off and resorted to devientartism, thus becoming enemies of Waluigi.

BIO
Yes, it is I Waluigi Wawington. I decided to join the Union's army after my brother Wario Wawington got his handwritten letter to join super smash brothers. I always hated that he was the only one to get an invite. after some asking wario was able to send me an assist trophy package but it still wasn't enough. I wanted to smash the other people on the roster and only the people on the roster so when I first saw that the Union was registering for new army members, I jumped on it. I made it past boot camp and was immediately sent into war amongst kekistan and hamoodia. I earned my Ogre heart only after a few years and I got it by single handedly fighting back the normies of I.funny.co. I was awarded the ogre heart and promoted to commander of the Union. In my very small amount of free time I practice my fighting skills while watching the freddy freaker show on ubc (union broadcasting channel).