A Main Character

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea. Maybe he was drunk. Giraffes are pretty cool... they have long necks. Do you think that life is a simulation? It would be weird. Like, maybe if it was a simulation, in actual real life I would be all buff and strong and stuff. I like the taste of Root Beer. Did you know that Root Beer was actually named that because it was to get the men who worked in the mines to buy it, because it had the word beer in it. So they bought it thinking it was beer, but then realized it wasn't. But they still liked it so they kept getting it, and I don't blame them because Root Beer is pretty good. It's weird how fast food places' drinks taste different than other restaurants. I like the Orange Fanta from McDonalds, but I like the Root Beer more at Taco Bell. I don't get it, but yeah. Olive Garden serves Root Beer, right. Or other soft drinks? Probably, because a ton of restaurants have drinks like that. It makes sense though, because a LOAD of people like soda. Speaking of soda, I call it that. I don't get why people call it "coke" or "pop", or even "soda pop". Coke is just one brand, so why do people call other sodas like Sprite "a coke". Coke is also another word for cocaine too. Coca Cola actually had cocaine in there soda at first. Apparently it was thought to be medical. Weird.